Cat Me If You Can
The Hissing Booth Chronicles | 1
She’s ready for the catpocalypse. Are you?
Since the Rise of Magic, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon has faced supernatural sycophants, dated zealous zombies, and battled possessed pediatricians, but when an eccentric client hires her to investigate haunted pickles, her day goes from weird to worse.
Only demonic dills are the least of her newly acquired problems.
What begins as a nuisance call ends in apocalypse when she stumbles across a mass grave and discovers that the cats therein aren’t just dead–they’re harbingers of extinction. And magic is on the endangered species list. To save her family and Deviants everywhere, she must set aside her feud with all things feline to end the threat.
Before it ends her.
Crazy Cat Lady
The Hissing Booth Chronicles | 2
She’s got ninety-nine problems, but a litter box ain’t one.
In a world where magic is mundane, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon’s love of black lipstick and sarcasm is the oddest thing about her. Being clairvoyant isn’t glamorous, but it pays the bills. Mostly. When an ordinary sooth goes awry, however, revealing that a child’s life–and maybe the entire city–is in danger, it’s up to her to save them.
Only problem?
Cats.
The hissing devils aren’t her jam on a good day, but when an amateur summoning spell turns them into mindless beasts bent on eating toddlers like tacos, she’s forced to act. With the help of a motley crew–her trash-talking granny, taser-toting mother, chain-smoking aunt, and an annoyingly charming veterinarian–she must take on the fiendish felines and the dark forces that control them.
You’ve Got to Be Kitten Me
The Hissing Booth Chronicles | 3
Release delayed!
Blurb coming soon!
Meowy Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
The Hissing Booth Chronicles | 4
‘Twas the night before Catmas . . .
For soothsayer Journi McCutcheon, last-minute holiday shopping with her grandmother is no winter wonderland. Especially when the wily, wand-wielding old witch declares war on Santa in the middle of a crowded mall to the tune of jingle bells, wailing children, and shouting security guards.
And that’s just the tip of the magical mistletoe.
When the discovery of a kitten triggers a disturbing vision that promises tragedy for a local family, Journi and Gramma Jude must put Kris Kringle’s would-be slaying on ice to save Christmas.
Before someone’s halls really get decked.
